October 30
H1N1来袭，大伙们挺住，我在后面坚定的支持你们
猪流感开始时好像就是四月份左右严重了一会儿，墨西哥成为重点监察地区，随后便销声匿迹。估计病毒也晓得加拿大的夏天实在不易，抱个拳说声后会有期后就不来打扰了。这一约就是小半年，入秋以后夹杂着气温变化引发的一般感冒发烧流鼻涕，猪们信守诺言又卷土重来。
上周末还有人把美国的流感警报当笑话侃，结果周一一个13岁的冰球小将在一天之内不治身亡的消息顺利成为压死骆驼的最后一根稻草。加拿大人民相对简单的脑神经经不起这么折腾，从无所谓爱咋咋的的悠然一下子给拧成了疫苗狂热症：政府今天开了几家诊所开始给公众接种疫苗，十点开门，结果四点钟就有人站在门口了，保命明显比Boxing Day重要多了……据说一个诊所平均一小时打两百多支疫苗，今儿回来路上就在想，要是我设计诊所，准给它整的像个种猪场似的，一溜儿的接种窗口，人来，坐，伸胳膊，下针，走人。还不带停的，最好再配上自动机器，步调一致，那一排看过去，就是个效率^_^
公司里群发了个区别猪流感和普通受凉的症状区别，粗粗一翻，大家都去对照一下。按照某些砖家的讲法，80％的人口都得来一遍，那就先预习下吧：
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Symptom
表现 |
Cold
感冒 |
H1N1 Flu
H1N1流感（猪流感） |
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Fever
发烧 |
Fever is rare with a cold.
感冒并伴随发烧并不常见。 |
Fever is usually present with the flu in up to 80% of all flu cases. A temperature of 100°F or higher for 3 to 4 days is associated with the H1N1 flu.
八成左右的流感会伴随发烧。H1N1流感会导致3至4天体温在37.8摄氏度以上。 |
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Coughing
咳嗽 |
A hacking, productive (mucus- producing) cough is often present with a cold.
短促且较频繁，保护性（产生粘痰）的咳嗽
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A non-productive (non-mucus producing) cough is usually present with the H1N1 flu (sometimes referred to as dry cough).
H1N1流感经常表现为非保护性的（不产生粘痰的）咳嗽。（有时称为干咳） |
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Aches
疼痛 |
Slight body aches and pains can be part of a cold.
感冒可导致轻度的肢体疼痛 |
Severe aches and pains are common with the H1N1 flu.
H1N1会导致较严重的疼痛 |
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Stuffy Nose
流鼻涕 |
Stuffy nose is commonly present with a cold and typically resolves spontaneously within a week.
感冒时流鼻涕很常见，一般而言一周左右会自愈。
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Stuffy nose is not commonly present with the H1N1 flu.
H1N1流感中流鼻涕并不常见。 |
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Chills
发冷 |
Chills are uncommon with a cold.
感冒并不会让人发冷。 |
60% of people who have the H1N1 flu experience chills.
六成左右的H1N1患者会感觉发冷。 |
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Tiredness
疲惫 |
Tiredness is fairly mild with a cold.
感冒所导致的疲惫感较轻。 |
Tiredness is moderate to severe with the H1N1 flu.
H1N1流感会带来中度甚至较强的疲惫感。
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Sneezing
打喷嚏 |
Sneezing is commonly present with a cold.
感冒者打喷嚏很常见。 |
Sneezing is not common with the H1N1 flu.
H1N1患者打喷嚏并不常见。 |
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Sudden Symptoms
突发症状 |
Cold symptoms tend to develop over a few days.
感冒症状会持续发展好几天。 |
The H1N1 flu has a rapid onset within 3-6 hours. The flu hits hard and includes sudden symptoms like high fever, aches and pains.
H1N1流感会有3到6个小时的快速突发期。流感来势凶猛，包含有高烧，疼痛等突发症状。 |
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Headache
头痛 |
A headache is fairly uncommon with a cold.
感冒中头痛并不常见。 |
A headache is very common with the H1N1 flu, present in 80% of flu cases.
常见，H1N1流感患者中八成左右有头痛感。 |
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Sore Throat
喉咙疼痛 |
Sore throat is commonly present with a cold.
感冒中喉咙不适很常见。 |
Sore throat is not commonly present with the H1N1 flu.
喉咙不适于H1N1流感中并不常见。 |
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Chest Discomfort
胸部不适 |
Chest discomfort is mild to moderate with a cold.
感冒中胸部会有轻中度不适。 |
Chest discomfort is often severe with the H1N1 flu.
H1N1流感中胸部经常严重不适。 |
有些人，比如我，终于感冒了结果症状实在特殊：嘴唇上起了个泡，照上面哪条都不搭，咋办？如果实在定不下来，得，我教您儿一招，简单，实用：照镜子。
请自觉对照下图：
我顺利过关继续上班，可是有些人……哎，喊的就是你那，看什么看，都长成这样了，好好搁家里待着吧您叻！
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